I'd rather have the chicken now rather than the egg later.
Now that the Colonel is grilling his chicken, I feel even stronger about that.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. The chicken lights up a cigarette and says in a daze, "That settles that question."
lololololol took me a sec to get that =]
Egg.
Dinosaurs laid eggs.
Chickens later evolved from dinosaurs.
They laid eggs too.
But there were eggs before there were chickens.
Next?