Fat porky people (like Algore) cause GW and harm the planet

but I don't have a camera on my computer....

Then you're safe from the prying eyes of Gargamel, trying to figure out if you're a fat woman! You were safe from him even if your computer had a camera - he wouldn't know how to hack it.

I'm relieved - he would have let everyone know that I am an obese man with pimples.

That only works if you have a web cam and a microphone, and they are attached and in service. You'd get nothing out of this computer.

Gargamel is correct, you were way out in left field talking about fat, stupid posters.

That was a joke, Setanta! Gargamel never expressed the least inclination (or gave any intimation of ability, for that matter) of hacking anybody's computer. See also Linkat's reply to that effect: j-o-k-e.

Thanks, Setanta...nice to come back to read sanity. Oy vey!