I am NUG here

J. Edgar Hoover.

OK -

I took John Wayne's blood once (as a lab tech, natch), and he was in 'Fort Apache' with Shirley Temple, who met Dag, who met Dys, who is a local pal.

I said Hi to Bryan Adams in an antique store and shook Alan Thicke's hand (how lame is that?).

I have shaken the hand of which the right forefinger had the right to press the red button. And another one the right forefinger of which had, presumably, been up Edwina Currie's front bum. And maybe her back bum too.

Is J Edgars first name JUNIOR?. I always thought wed address Hoover as Ms.

Flogging your obsession again effemm?