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Woman to 911: Help! I'm locked inside my car

Amy L. Edwards | Sentinel Staff Writer
9:45 AM EDT, April 1, 2009

A 911 dispatcher had to tell a woman how to unlock her car on Sunday.

A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen's on John Young Parkway near Poinciana.

"My car will not start. I'm locked inside my car," the unidentified woman said.

"Nothing electrical works. And it's getting very hot in here, and I'm not feeling well."

The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door.

The woman said she would try, and then, she said, "Yes, I got the door open."

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/orl-bk-kissimmee-911-locked-car-040109,0,270094.story

The best part is when she called information to inquire" what's the number for 9-1-1 emergencies?"

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I think the only thing this proves is how stupid you are.

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@Green Witch,

my car doesn't have any locks but it does have little knobs in the doors that, when pushed, prevent me from opening the doors.

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@dyslexia,

Then, what you really need now is a button you can push when you want to get out.

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@roger,

Why get out of your car? It's comfy in there..

Primativo, the provocateur. Is he really as inane as he seems?

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@ossobuco,

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Primativo, the provocateur. Is he really as inane as he seems?

i think the word you wanted is "insane" Wink

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@djjd62,

Ok, I'll take that one too, and raise you a fleabane..

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@Primotivo,

It doesn't prove women are stupid Primo. You are looking at it from the wrong angle. They are just not mechanically minded and that's a good thing IMO.

I daresay she could turn you into a juddering jelly in 2 minutes without hardly thinking about it.

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@ossobuco,

actually with primitive you might need dustbane

(not sure what it's called in other places, it's that scented kinda oily sawdust used for attracting dust when sweeping, in public school we called it vomit mop, because it was used fro that purpose as well))

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@djjd62,

Never heard the name, but I remember the process.

Some women have good mechanical ability. Some men can sew and knit. This probably disturbs some folks.

Of course, the next word in line is cocaine. Not sure that is Primativo's problem.

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