Imagine If...

potatoes

mashed, boiled, pancaked, chipped, omeletted, souped, scalloped, roasted, grilled ...

there's always dirt on potatoes but hamburger's always said that a little bit of dirt was a good thing. since he's my dad, I have to believe him.

the real important factor in selecting potatoes is the semester at uni where we lived on taters and onions til J was paid for being a t.a.

the radio guys discussing this had some pretty good points, the one host says, imagine walking through the piles and there's half a bucket of spinach, right next to a pile of gummi bears big enough to crush a person

No thanks. It's bedtime here and imagining such a sorry prospect is hardly conducive to a restful repose.

My pile of carrots would definitely outweigh my pile of Gummis (as much as I like those). The palms of my hands and soles of my feet turned orange as an infant - I love/loved carrots sooooo much.

I love my veggies - I'd have a bigger tomato heap than chocolate heap.

My vat of beer would probably dwarf my pint of milk, even if I count my choco milk (which I like more than actual chocolate).

Hah, my chocolate milk would form a river.
My potatoes would certainly form a hill.
My spinach, especially lately, would form groundcover.
My wine might fill a couple of barrels. My booze over the years, three barrels true. Beer, maybe four pitchers full.
My garlic would make a nice rockpile, and onions would fill a volkswagen or maybe two volkswagens.
Pinto beans, a few large sacks. Black beans, one large sack. Rice, a dozen sacks. Pasta, a good sized room full.
Chile pepper, a gallon bottle full.
Tomatoes, a room full. Apples, at least a room full.
Chicken, a yard full. Beef, several steers, I suppose a dozen. Duck, maybe three. Pork, oh, Babe.. several. Fish, more and more, I suppose a refrigerated room full.
Gummy bears, 3 tablespoons. Chocolate candy in any form - oh, would fill a Sjaak's candy store set of counters. Ice cream, a dozen refrigerators.
Soda pop, a swimming pool, but almost no addition lately.
Potato chips, a good sized room full. Corn chips, a small closet full.
Pot stickers, a large suitcase full. Hope to enlarge that....