IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO

id have:
the instant healing powers of wolverine
mind reading and telekinesis abilities
invisibility
some sort of energy i could shoot at people.

id be on the side of evil.

my name would be "ionik, the destroyer of worlds"

I would be tube-sock-man.

I'd be called SuperOlgs & I'd smite (!) the perpetrators of deliberate cruelty to innocent animals. I would ensure that they actually experienced the pain they'd caused their victims ... then give them an opportunity to change their ways. If they chose not to .... then, ZAP!!! They'd become a worm, or a snail, or some such critter & just take their chances of survival in a tough world!

I wish I lived in a city called Gotham City or Metropolis and it was protected by SuperOlgs. What a sense of security!

I wish I lived in a city called Gotham City or Metropolis and it was protected by SuperOlgs. What a sense of security!

JL, you would be REPOST MAN

Every woman would want to have sex with me.
I'd be Sorry-I-asked-man

Yep, JL, the meek would finally inherit ....!

After spending the weekend riding my bike in this beautiful weather...I've decided I want to be "Mind Your Manners Man" and my superpower is the ability to give a tormenting itch so severe it feels like an electric shock that continues without respite right in the rectum of rude bastard motorists everywhere.