IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO

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What super power would you have?

What would your superhero name be

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[+2] - dadpad - 03/02/2009As in rainman? Yep I can see that.
[+2] - boomerang - 03/02/2009I would use my amazing Karma Camera to show everyone what people really look like - so if you're pretty on the inside you'd look great and if you were ugly on the inside you'd look awful. I...
[+2] - joefromchicago - 03/02/2009If I could have any superpower, it would be Great Britain in the nineteenth century.
[+2] - farmerman - 03/05/2009JL, you would be REPOST MAN
[+1] - kuvasz - 03/02/2009The power to heal the sick. "Doc"
[+1] - Setanta - 03/02/2009The power to fold space, so as to move from one spot to another almost instantaneously. "Fast man"
[+1] - dlowan - 03/02/2009Water....like a huge faucet. I'd be Rain.
[+1] - dlowan - 03/02/2009[quote="dadpad"] As in rainman? Yep I can see that. [/quote] Bastid.
[+1] - djjd62 - 03/02/2009Manman, i would have all the abilities of a man, and i would walk amongst the populace, disguised as a man
[+1] - farmerman - 03/02/2009I would be FLATULUS, need I go farther?

The power to heal the sick.

"Doc"

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The power to fold space, so as to move from one spot to another almost instantaneously.

"Fast man"

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@dadpad,

Water....like a huge faucet.

I'd be Rain.

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@dlowan,

As in rainman?

Yep I can see that.

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@dadpad,

dadpad wrote:

As in rainman?

Yep I can see that.

Bastid.

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Manman, i would have all the abilities of a man, and i would walk amongst the populace, disguised as a man

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I would be FLATULUS, need I go farther?

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point my finger

Digitman

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@djjd62,

I would be called Wombman, and would have the power to create life.

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I would use my amazing Karma Camera to show everyone what people really look like - so if you're pretty on the inside you'd look great and if you were ugly on the inside you'd look awful.

I guess I could be called The Soulographer.

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I already have a superpower. I intimidate electrons. "Hey, Drew! My computer's acting funny, watch this! Hey wait, it's not doing it anymore!"

I am Computer Guy. (I know, I know. I'm a bit concrete.)

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@DrewDad,

I am already listed as Notary Woman:
http://able2know.org/topic/105411-1#post-2900330

I wield the Embosser Stamp of Justice. You cannot get a passport without me.

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If I could have any superpower, it would be Great Britain in the nineteenth century.

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I'll have to think about it.

I told my kids before that I don't go to ABC company to work, I'm actually a superhero.

They didn't believe me.

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My super power would be to be able to complete competition puzzles at an astounding rate, and submit them all and win loads of prizes!

Super Hero name.... The Super Solver!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

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@chai2,

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I would be called Wombman, and would have the power to create life.

Did I mention that my loyal minions are the semen?

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There was a Ben Stiller movie called "Mystery Men". His character held auditions for people who wanted to join his team of superheroes. My favorite was a young woman who said: "I am the PMS Avenger. My powers work only one day a month. Do you have a problem with that?"

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@joefromchicago,

joefromchicago wrote:

If I could have any superpower, it would be Great Britain in the nineteenth century.

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@farmerman,

I am curious famerdude, would you use your super power to aid the forces of good or evil?

more powerful than a wet bucket of H2SO4
Clears rooms with single blart

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