Is There Some Kind of Planetary Alignment/Full Moon Thing going on?

Lol!! Cops don't get involved in parking disputes here...and while the local Council will tow offending cars in the street, it tends to believe its responsibilities stop at the curb.

My car is in a private off-street parking garage.

I have made threats....but practically, there is not a lot I can do, at least it would take ages.

I'll explore it on Monday if said arsehole is still there.

Oh dear.

You poor thing.

I am very sorry for it.

Definite crankiness here. I assumed it's because I'm sick and can't communicate properly, but nobody seems to understand what I'm saying either. I think I'll go back to bed and wake up next week.

I didn't know ducks hibernated.

Or do you merely estivate?

I estivate I will have to sleep for 4 days before the crankiness passes.

I almost pelted a car with rocks yesterday for failing to observe the school bus. I think hibernating might be a good idea.

Oy.

I hear you.

Sounds rather...er...hormonal to me.

Hormonicidal?

Well, I wasn't trying to kill him, just damage his car. So maybe hormonaviolent or hormandalism.

Hormandalism . . . i like that . . .

Okay, I checked again and it was the fiery moon of Aries aligning with Mercury.

(Maybe everyone is running a temp?)

Hopefully, today will be better.

So far, so good. Hope everyone else is finding an improvement as well.

No no, it's Lulin, the comet that is close and visible now - the green light is doing us in. We're just not Kryptonians. Actually, I am not cranky but I can't sleep
all too well, and it seems everyone around me is complaining of the same thing.

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
There holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side with
My superhuman might
Kryptonite ! ! !

GREEN Kryptonite.

Bad shit, man.