I'm Married and I'm Having an Affair...

Are you trolling?

Well, one time I used that I was going out trolling as an excuse to get out of the house, but I didn't REALLY go trolling(wink)... if you know what I mean.

29 views and only one response?

He's uses "gigging" as an excuse. What is this? Some kind of double standard?

The affair will climax the weekend of May 8th, 9th and 10th.

I guess I'll have another AIDS test, you slut.

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You're married and having an affair. What exactly is your problem? One of the rules here is that you MUST have some problems with this - like you want to leave him but can't, that he doesn't phone you anymore and you're dying inside, or maybe you think it's time to break it off... come on, give us something to work with, woman.

Uh... like um... honesty and stuff...

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Even though Bear is torn apart by her infidelity, he still thinks about her and the protection of her lover. Now that's pure love!

I'm a care bear all right....

why not try ashleymadison.com? (courtsey of the link at bottom)

I'd rather try:

How To Survive An Affair at TheUsFactor.com.

I could certainly benefit from that since I plan so many affairs AND this is about US!

Well a dog is a good choice of pictures it would seem<grin>.

Jesus H. Kee-rist ! ! !

I mean, i know it takes women a long time to get it off . . . but that's just ridiculous . . . you'll kill the boy ! ! !

Okay, so the Big Affair itenerary at this point is as follows:

Everyone on A2K is Invited.

Friday May 8th - Bear and his various band members in concert 9pm -1-ish.in Raleigh (Location to be announced) It will be a location that serves alcohol for those that want it.

Saturday May 9th - Brunch (Location to be determined) followed by afternoon to see the sights (Don't miss the Andy and Opie statue!!).

I'll put together a brochure / location / map of museums, sights and local flavors for everyone that comes that is not familiar with the area.

Saturday May 9th 6-11pm - The Big Birthday Affair at the Clubhouse. Birthday cake, Food and Drinks provided as long as you don't want some fancy shmancy tuttie fruiti drink. Probably a little playin and singin will take place. We may talk Beth and Lash into a belly dance show??? An opportunity for all of us to talk in a relaxed setting without strangers wondering what the heck is going on or waitresses wondering when she is going to be able to turn our table over.

Sunday May 10th - Goodbye. Thank you so much for coming. Go Home. Not tonight, I have a headache.

And, to think you all thought I was having THAT kind of affair!!! tsk, tsk. Your dirty little minds.

If flying in, we'll work out airport pickup. I have a guy in the neighborhood that is also an old friend of Bear's that has a transportation company. I'll get togethr a list of hotels and rates, too.

Perhaps we should all have AIDS tests before this affair gets started...

I'm trying to decide if a split personality qualifies as a bonafide affair.

It's going to take you 3 months to climax?

Oh no! Don't let BiPolar Bear find out!

This is so great!