We invented the iPod. How come we can't invent iPussy?

Rule 34 friend. If you can think of it sexually, it's already being done, their is a fetish community surrounding it, and most likely there is porn of it.

Search "fleshlight" on google.

My friend works at a adult movie store. Says there are even some that have USB cords that plug into your computer. With the provided software to help your hardware.

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What more is there to say?

Exactly - isn't it already (in the palm of your hand)?
Just curl fingers inward and GO!
(these young kids - if it's not made of plastic - they can't figure out how to use it).

I've already got one.

albeit it's an older version.

And since I've been operating under the assumption that you were a female this entire time, my mind wonders what you'd do with it?

hold a bouquet?

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AHA!

So you're a Bette Midler fan too I see.




For those who need more of an explanation....


I was having lunch with my gf shewolf the other day and said "Oh swell, my bf Wally brought me a dozen roses last night. You know what that means. I'll be flat on my back for a week.

My gf shewolf said "What's the matter? Don't you have a vase?"

Here's to hoping he never brings home a bottle of champagne then...

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http://www.wetriffs.com/

"This poor schmuck ain't never gonna get any" is too either too obvious or too cruelly true, eh?

Well done... xkcd FTW with the rule 35...

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