What if someone died in the living room?

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@Frank Apisa,

hit the ball then drag Sam Smile

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Move the tv into the den

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@neologist,

Oh, in that case simply move the body out for the trash.

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just put a paper towel over it, like fresh dog doo, and wait for it to dry

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Last time this happened to me, I just moved. To a different state, in fact.

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@Merry Andrew,

Merry Andrew
In the living room
With the steak knife

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@George,

That the start of a new poem, George?

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@BumbleBeeBoogie,

BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:

What if someone died in the living room?

Am I the only one getting this?

Have you ever sat in the living room and watched the kitchen sink?

What does a diamond ring sound like?

I'm a little stiff from bowling.
Honey, I don't care where you're from.

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@chai2,

i got it that's why i mentioned steven wright, it's a question he would have asked in one of his routine's, it's possible he did

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@djjd62,

djjd62 wrote:

i got it that's why i mentioned steven wright, it's a question he would have asked in one of his routine's, it's possible he did

I just google Wright and his quotes. Yeah, like him. I like this one:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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@chai2,

Stephen Wright fan here!!! love that guy.

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Someone dying in my living room would surely leave an irony taste in my mouth.

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will somebody - anybody - please remove the corpse !
the guests are expected to arrive shortly .. ...
hbg

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@chai2,

Ha!

BBB

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You mean you put us on?? He should have died in the dying room?

Har

We'll be watchin' for ya now!

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