A Letter To My Cats

Dear Big Puss, Little Puss and Muschi,

I know you're upset because your cousin silas has come to stay for a couple of weeks. He is a young Tom and is constantly running wild, breaking things, picking fights, bullying and being pain in the ass in general.

He even kept me up all night last night attacking and picking fights with you guys and just now he knocked a picture down.

I know how distraught you are so I'm going to let you in on a little secret that will make you feel better. Remember now, this is our secret. Don't let the cat out of the bag (my little pun there.) Ready...come up close to Daddy so I can whisper in your ears.





(we're having his balls cut off this Thursday. )