Your IQ! Fill in the Missing Words to These Quotes.

1) A penny saved is a penny
a) burned
b) added to circulation
c) used to pry a jar open
d) other (specify)

So have you seen those ads on your computer wanting you to test your IQ by solving some kind of quiz? Well, we don't need them. We can do the same thing here without having our computers infected by whatever those sites are peddling.
Your task is to post quotes, familiar or otherwise, with -um-plausible answers.

For example:
1) A STITCH IN TIME SAVES ...
a) time
b) showing your rather large butt
c) having to go to Wal-Mart for new pants
d) other (specify)

2) A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND ...
a) who should be avoided
b) no longer needed. What did he ever do for me?
c) who needs a good hug, but hang onto your wallet
d) other (specify)
indeed! yay i win

3) WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH. THE TOUGH ...
a) move back in with their parents
b) try to marry rich
c) cut back on visits to Starbucks from everyday to 3 times a week
d) other (specify)

get the fuck otu of dodge.

Yall, I hope, get the idea.