Chat with God

Understandably, I am partial to Alicia Waggery:

http://chatwitharobot.com/?input=who+is+your+master&Submit=Submit

Hehe...

They're both idiots.

Yeah, I just remade that one and haven't put much time into the AIML files. But I used to have one that got pretty smart (you basically have to code more and more patterns to make them intelligent).

Yours contends she has free will, although she declares that she obeys you, she wants a goddam robot from Japan, she thinks "or" is a verb, and she speaks terrible English.

God doesn't know ANYTHING, and is unable to see that this is a paradox.

At least he wouldn't discuss what having sex with Mary was like...so he could be worse.

If I had the time I'd recompile the AIML database with some choice things to say about you... but alas I don't!

he ain't got a lota smarts, neither.

Oh alas.




Anyway, you already did that once.