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ways to call someone fat

 
 
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 04:37 am
Simple. Come up with something witty to call someone fat.

I'll start.

"Even Bill Gates can't pay for the amount of liposuction you need."
 
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 09:38 am
Why do you thik it is funny to call someone fat? Do you often discriminate against fat people? Do you use the term "nigger" to describe the appearance of an African-American?

BBB
Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 09:38 am
Great thread!

You're so fat, you smoke turkeys after sex.
Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 09:44 am
@dirrtydozen22,
DD22, this is an example of how you sabotage yourself. Would you find this funny if you or if someone you loved had a serious weight problem ? You always go to the negative - try turning your negative thinking into positive thinking . You may notice a welcome change in your whole life. You need to learn to put yourself in the place of others and think about how you would want to be treated. Focus on learning empathy and everything else will come into place.




Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 09:45 am
@Gargamel,
You're not helping.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 09:52 am
@Green Witch,
gee does this mean i shouldn't start my "ways to insult angry people" thread, i was gonna start with a real good on too

you're so angry, you probably lost your job

lol


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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 10:15 am
@Green Witch,
Why didn't people get so outraged at my 1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid" thread?
dirrtydozen22
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 10:19 am
@DrewDad,
exactly! this was meant to be done in good humor just like the 1001 Ways to Call Someone "stupid." I got along with ppl who were fat and I would NEVER say that to their face. Those 2 threads were meant for ppl to come up w/ something witty.
dirrtydozen22
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 10:21 am
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
i ain't racist and i never used the n word in my life.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 10:32 am
@DrewDad,
Both DD's - Stupid is abstract, you can't see it. It's a matter of opinion and one person's stupid is another person's brilliant (ie GW Bush). I think fat people have enough problems in this world without the rest of us trying to make them feel worse about themselves. It's like making fun of a smoker with lung cancer.

DrewD - If one of your adorable daughters came home bragging how they teased the fat kid in their class would you give them some good lines for future use? I don't think so. I doubt you want to teach your children to be mean and to act like bullies. You know that kind of behavior will eventually backfire on them.

DD22 - What I said to you stands. You need to practice being nice not mean. Don't fuel your own raging fire.

djjd62
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 10:37 am
@Green Witch,
what she said
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 10:40 am
@dirrtydozen22,
Why don't you start a new topic about funny things to call people who enjoy hurting other people's feelings and don't have a clue about their behavior?

BBB
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 10:40 am
@djjd62,
Green Witch is the calm in the tempest.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 10:40 am
@Green Witch,
Internet message boards are not real life.
Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 10:42 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
Where have you been you old crazy geezer?

(See that's how to speak to people)
Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 10:43 am
Only one remark on this thread was directed at someone specifically and it had nothing to do with weight.

I understand the points made but to argue my own would further ruin an already overly serious thread.

Man, can't nobody have no fun no more?
Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 10:43 am
@DrewDad,
I think we have some very real people on these message boards with very real feelings.
Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 10:44 am
@Gargamel,
Quote:
Man, can't nobody have no fun no more?


No. Unless you making fun of people like H2Oman or Okie.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 10:44 am
Drewdad wrote:
Internet message boards are not real life.


I beg to differ. Did you type that while dead?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 10:44 am
@Green Witch,
Crazy old geezers means hugs and kisses as long as you are not a crazy old geezer.

BBB Laughing
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