A short shouting match between Mel* and me (hilarious)

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Act 1
Scene 1
I just clocked back in from lunch and met Mel (off the clock) at the fitting room, where there is a cart of returns.
Me: (sarcastically) I just came to a cart of returns. You better step up a little.
Mel:* (yelling) That's it! Don't ever talk to me again.
Me: Who'd want to, a POS like you?
Mel: (into the walkie at fitting room) can mgmt please come to the fitting room?
(to me) I will not be harassed like that. That's harassment, you know.
Me: It's not harassment cuz you deserve it! You treated me very unfairly!
Mel: I watched your back for you. I didn't tell on you when I shoulda. Now I'ma say everything to J___.
Me: Like make up stories about me? Cuz I ain't do crap. If you want mgmt that badly, you'd get your ass back there and get them. I ain't doing it for you.
(enters mgmt)
Mgmt: What is the problem?

*names changed

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[+1] - dirrtydozen22 - 01/21/2009...continuation Act 1 Scene 2 Mel: She just came here and got really rude. I want this person out. It ain't gonna work out between us. Mgmt: I'll think about it. Me: (yelling) she pissed me...

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...continuation
Act 1
Scene 2
Mel: She just came here and got really rude. I want this person out. It ain't gonna work out between us.
Mgmt: I'll think about it.
Me: (yelling) she pissed me off over the cartful of returns!
Mgmt: Don't curse. You're on the salesfloor.
Mel: I can't afford to lose my job over her.
Mgmt: Ok, Mel, you can go home now.
(to me) see me in the office

After talking about how I harassed her, he said, "I don't want to hear another incident ever again."
Me: We'll see.

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