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Terror Experts Warn Next 9/11 Could Fall On Different Date

 
 
Reply Thu 8 Jan, 2009 08:00 pm
Terror Experts Warn Next 9/11 Could Fall On Different Date

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WASHINGTON"In an alarming development with wide-reaching implications for America's safety, Department of Homeland Security head Michael Chertoff and CIA Director Michael Hayden issued a joint report Monday warning that the next 9/11 could in fact occur on a different date.

The report, based on intelligence gathered by field-agents, found that a future 9/11 might take place on an entirely new month and day, including 4/24, 6/13, or even 10/12. According to the report, the nation could realistically find itself in the midst of a 5/25 scenario, as well as a potential 3/14 situation in the months to come.

8/28, 6/19, and 11/7 were also cited as possible 9/11s.

"While 9/11 has historically always fallen on 9/11, we as Americans need to be prepared for a wide range of dates," Chertoff said during a White House press conference. "There's a chance we could all find ourselves living in a post-6/10 world as early as next July. Unless, that is, we're already living in a pre-2/14 world."
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jan, 2009 08:44 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Sounds like they just came from a meeting with Nancy Reagan's astrologer or their bookie's club.

Ah, just glanced at your link reference. Good ol Onion strikes again.
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jan, 2009 08:48 pm
Well, yeah, Murphy's Law wasn't written by Murphy, either. Just some guy that happened to have the same last name.
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jan, 2009 11:14 pm
Those morons have lied far too many times for me to believe a single word they say.

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TTH
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jan, 2009 11:30 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Robert Gentel wrote:
Terror Experts Warn Next 9/11 Could Fall On Different Date

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...."While 9/11 has historically always fallen on 9/11,...."

I thought this was interesting. Can I have that person's job and be paid to come up with thoughts like this.

Edit:
I just realized this was tagged humor. Forget it, I got lost again.
Montana
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jan, 2009 11:39 pm
@TTH,
Yeah, I caught that and got a kick out of it even though it's very scary to think that these people are in charge of the safety of the country Shocked
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2009 11:42 am
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Unless, that is, we're already living in a pre-2/14 world.


Awww, a Valentine's Day world.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jan, 2009 01:06 pm
Why am I afraid to leave the house? Because 7/8/9
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jan, 2009 04:27 am
@Robert Gentel,
Love it.

Especially this:

"There's a chance we could all find ourselves living in a post-6/10 world as early as next July. Unless, that is, we're already living in a pre-2/14 world.""
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