Sounds like they just came from a meeting with Nancy Reagan's astrologer or their bookie's club.
Ah, just glanced at your link reference. Good ol Onion strikes again.
Well, yeah, Murphy's Law wasn't written by Murphy, either. Just some guy that happened to have the same last name.
Those morons have lied far too many times for me to believe a single word they say.
I thought this was interesting. Can I have that person's job and be paid to come up with thoughts like this.
Edit:
I just realized this was tagged humor. Forget it, I got lost again.
Yeah, I caught that and got a kick out of it even though it's very scary to think that these people are in charge of the safety of the country
Quote:Unless, that is, we're already living in a pre-2/14 world.
Awww, a Valentine's Day world.
Why am I afraid to leave the house? Because 7/8/9
Love it.
Especially this:
"There's a chance we could all find ourselves living in a post-6/10 world as early as next July. Unless, that is, we're already living in a pre-2/14 world.""