Lighting the farts provides odour relief and amusement...but needs fire safety and good timing.
Otherwise, lighting a match in the room seems to work with toilet odours.
Do you have a box of matches handy? Be careful you know...gas is explosive at the right concentrations in a room.
There are room fresheners with filters that one can buy.....they are electrical.
Erm...what are you guys EATING?
This all sounds a little excessive.
NB: ANY partner would resist being placed in a spare broom, which horrid fate you appear to have attempted to inflict upon your wife.
There there...you can have sympathy from me.