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Clean off your f@*!$@!# car!!!

 
 
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2008 09:13 am
I'll clean some of the snow off my car, but you all are nuts if you think I'm going to drag a broom over the paint of my car.

Screw the kids, if they're dumb enough to run out in front of a car (snow or no snow) then Darwin was right.
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2008 09:13 am
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then it would just be water....

Good point
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2008 09:25 am
Yes. Old people drive them, and they don't like to clean off their roofs.

It's a fact stated by Harvard and MIT research teams.
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2008 09:28 am
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It's a fact stated by Harvard and MIT research teams.

...who don't clean off their roofs, either.
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2008 10:12 am
They don't have to. Because they all drive Prius's and Geo Metros. They're entitled for saving the earth by driving cars that help seal the hole in the ozone layer.
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2008 11:13 am
The best vehicle for dealing with this situation is a '58 Olds. You can nudge those clowns right of the expressway, and the damage to your body won't even be noticeable. Especially these days, with all the little tin can rice burners, if you're ever in an accident in a '58 Olds, not only will you probably be safe, but it's very likely that the jackass who caused it will be folded up in his vehicle like a cheap pocket knife.

Ah . . . the good old days . . . sigh . . .
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