There's a sucker born every minute.
I think that's Enzyte.
Not that I pay attention to these things.
Select stores provide equipment with which you can enjoy, for both recreation and "enhancement," a new craze called cock bunjee. Ask me to elaborate and I'll epxlain the process.
But on the real? Though size it not the issue here, you can always use it as an excuse to cajole your lady into trying some awesome positions that may improve the experience for her.
What I'm getting at? Y'all can hump like dogs.
I'm soooo glad all you well-hung, stud muffins were off busy banging chicks last night so I could talk sense to this (probably very young) guy without silly interruptions. Apparently, NickFun wasn't as lucky as the rest of you.
Any A2ker who doesn't own up to being a total fucking nerd is kidding himself.
That wasn't chick; that was my wife.
There's always the "Male Enhancement Gun." It works using the theory of relativity. Just shoot every man with a larger member and slowly but surely you redefine what is "large."
...Or at least what is available. Control the market so to speak.
Airline, automobile, and mobile phone companies also use similar guns.
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but seriously, don't start shooting up the place okay? heh...
Guy comes here for help, and what does he get? Man, you guys are sorry.
(I don't know how to remove Elmer's Glue either)
The original poster is probably long gone (teehee), but I post this for Googlers:
http://www.ehow.com/how_2288006_use-penis-pump.html
I wonder if he has thought about hiring a stand-in? He can get her all revved up and ready to go then let the well endowed stand-in take over. The results from his lady's perspective will be better than all the pills he can take. And the stand-in may come cheaper.
Sorry, I'm such a baaaaad clown.
