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Funny Headlines/Classifieds

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Post: # 3,494,836
View Profile Bella Dea
 
Reply Thu 4 Dec, 2008 10:59 am
This was sparked by Stillwater's thread about the dead being....well, still dead.

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Post: # 3,494,843
View Profile Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 4 Dec, 2008 11:03 am
Not a headline but a classified ad.
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Post: # 3,495,054
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Reply Thu 4 Dec, 2008 02:35 pm
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Post: # 3,495,057
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Reply Thu 4 Dec, 2008 02:35 pm
http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/11/13/wwwclumsycrookscommediafiles3picturesfunnyclassified_2.jpg

Ceej?
Post: # 3,495,071
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Reply Thu 4 Dec, 2008 02:53 pm
i like the fact that it is under an ad for church pews...
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Post: # 3,495,672
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2008 02:40 am
Quote:
Ceej?


Gustav, actually. His problems with the revenoeers weren't solved by masturbating.
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Post: # 3,495,675
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2008 02:45 am
And here's a freebie...

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Post: # 3,499,489
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 02:13 am
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Post: # 3,510,572
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Reply Sun 21 Dec, 2008 01:08 am
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Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2008 11:17 pm
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2008 12:05 am
Oh dear.


One uses balloons in my experience when using illicit laughing gas....


But one does not put them over one's head. One sips from them, then holds them closed.

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Post: # 3,512,192
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Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2008 12:05 am
YES!!!!!


(I just paid a speeding fine.)
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Post: # 3,517,540
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2008 07:20 pm
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Post: # 3,517,693
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2008 11:06 pm
Another way is to take a digital photo, then print out a replica which is then taped over one's own license plate.
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2008 06:29 pm
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Post: # 3,518,897
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Reply Wed 31 Dec, 2008 12:51 pm
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2009 12:08 am
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2009 02:00 am
but what about the Kitten?
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2009 08:13 am
The police nearly killed 'im.
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Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2009 10:08 pm
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