The best resume ever

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[+1] - sozobe - 11/19/2008It's a wrench.
[+1] - Nick Ashley - 11/19/2008I would love to include my picture on my resume. Unfortunately, I don't have any pictures that make me look as classy as he does.
[+1] - jespah - 11/19/2008No, it's a guitar. Ricky said so.
[+1] - sozobe - 11/19/2008I'm not sure I completely trust Ricky.
[+1] - sozobe - 11/19/2008Did he scan his face?
[+1] - Robert Gentel - 11/19/2008What's not to trust? Just look at the career path. Tour Manager > Security Guard > Guitar Keeper > Jail > Personal Assistant. Plus Jake said Tom Cruise should watch out. This guy...
[+1] - jespah - 11/19/2008But he said I'd get paid. Maybe it was laid. I'm unclear on that.
[+1] - Gargamel - 11/19/2008Ricky looks like the crank-addicted offspring of Ted Nugent and a slow loris.
[+1] - dlowan - 11/19/2008[quote="Gargamel"] Ricky looks like the crank-addicted offspring of Ted Nugent and a slow loris. [/quote] It'd have to have been the slowest loris ever pupped to have not been able,...
[+1] - Nick Ashley - 11/19/2008LOL! For those who don't know what a slow loris is.. (I didn't) [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9b/Slow_Loris_Female.jpg/180px-Slow_Loris_Female.jpg[/img] ...

@Robert Gentel,

It's a wrench.

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@Robert Gentel,

I would love to include my picture on my resume. Unfortunately, I don't have any pictures that make me look as classy as he does.

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@sozobe,

No, it's a guitar. Ricky said so.

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@jespah,

I'm not sure I completely trust Ricky.

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@sozobe,

Did he scan his face?

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@sozobe,

What's not to trust? Just look at the career path.

Tour Manager > Security Guard > Guitar Keeper > Jail > Personal Assistant.

Plus Jake said Tom Cruise should watch out. This guy is on the up and up.

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@sozobe,

But he said I'd get paid.

Maybe it was laid.

I'm unclear on that.

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Ricky looks like the crank-addicted offspring of Ted Nugent and a slow loris.

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@Gargamel,

Gargamel wrote:

Ricky looks like the crank-addicted offspring of Ted Nugent and a slow loris.

It'd have to have been the slowest loris ever pupped to have not been able, SOMEHOW, to get away from Ted.

It makes me cry to think of the poor thing.

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@Gargamel,

LOL! For those who don't know what a slow loris is.. (I didn't)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Plumplori_%28Stenops_tardigradus%29.png

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@Nick Ashley,

Ted probably shot it in it's knee so it couldn't get away.

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@Nick Ashley,

Wow, I think that first picture is rare footage of the actual tryst...

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@Gargamel,

Gargamel wrote:

Ricky looks like the crank-addicted offspring of Ted Nugent and a slow loris.

Oh.My.God. Thank you, thank you for that laugh.

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Is this, in any sense, for real? I mean is this what the dude actually sent out or is it a lame gag? (I say 'lame' in the most respectful way.)

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@Robert Gentel,

My gawd! I think I recognize Ricky's picture.! He's been a customer in our store. Shocked

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@sozobe,

Ha ha!

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I've been trying to remember who this guy reminded me of, and finally pinned it down to an old art postcard I had saved, for some reason I don't now comprehend, for years.

The Smoker, by David Teniers, c. 1640, collection of LA County Museum of Art

http://collectionsonline.lacma.org/MWEBimages/eps_mm/full/47_29_18.JPG

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