@Setanta,
They don't have lips, either. Ever try making out with one?
When i was still very young, and my grandmother kept chickens, i got my backside whipped for fooling with the chickens. I've avoided them ever since.
@jespah,
jespah wrote:
They don't have lips, either. Ever try making out with one?
From this, I'm assuming that you have.
Bad dog!
@Region Philbis,
Yahoo's search engine is a throwback to 1998.
A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out
hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations,
assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle,
and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.
The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance,
liks his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet
lands 5 yards long.
The statistician yells "We got him!"
@Region Philbis,
This works with IE as default browser too.
And there's this IT helpdesk trope
IT: What browser are you using?
Client: What's a browser?
IT: OK, IE it is then.
@hingehead,
I told a guy that tired, old joke about the statistician that drowned in a lake with an average depth of four feet. He immediately asked "How tall wuz he?"
Geek take on 'Irresistable force meets unmovable object'
