@Lustig Andrei,
I was wrong. Hope is gone.
@roger,
But I'll bet you're still hoping against hope, roger.
Nahh...I dont get it. The title of the thread is Greek and Herd Tumuor and someone shows a picture of a drowned cat with my uni entrance level exam math question . ?????
And now they give the answer ? I could have used that a long time ago . This thread is wierd...
Three logicians walk into a bar. The waitress asks, "Do you all want a beer?" The first logician says, "I don't know.
" The second one says, "I don't know."
The third logician exclaims, "Yes!"
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel.
The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water and douses the fire. He goes back to bed.
Later, the physicist wakes up and smells smoke. He opens his door and sees a fire in the hallway. He walks down the hall to a fire hose and after calculating the flame velocity, distance, water pressure, trajectory, etc. extinguishes the fire with the minimum amount of water and energy needed.
Later, the mathematician wakes up and smells smoke. He goes to the hall, sees the fire and then the fire hose. He thinks for a moment and then exclaims, "Ah, a solution exists!" and then goes back to bed
@vonny,
And the IT guy puts out the fire, then lights it again to see if it does the same thing.
@hingehead,
What is the difference between a Psychotic, a Neurotic and a mathematician? A Psychotic believes that 2+2=5. A Neurotic knows that 2+2=4, but it kills him. A mathematician simply changes the base.
jeez, Reg, thanks for making me feel like a total idiot. took me two days to get the "Wash your Hans" <rolls eyes and groans>
@MontereyJack,
Thanks for the clue. Now I get it too.
@Region Philbis,
So.....there isnt a german guy called Hans who is particularly filthy ???
