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Why didn't Jesus turn urine into water?

 
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 05:20 pm
NASA is announcing that astronauts will be able to recycle urine into potable water. It makes me wonder why Jesus didn't perform this miracle instead of turning water into wine.

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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 05:26 pm
Maybe Jesus couldnt get anybody to piss into the wine goblets? Or maybe , if he could turn piss into a nice Chardonay, hed have to have the Somolier dishing out the vino from the hopper?

Those are just two that came to mind.
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 05:40 pm
Isn't walking on water enough for you? Feeding the multitudes with a few loaves & fishes? You think he should have turned urine into water, too? Honestly, some people are never satisfied!
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 05:42 pm
and let's not forget raising the dead

leave the urine to the scientists
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 05:43 pm
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NASA is announcing that astronauts will be able to recycle urine into potable water. It makes me wonder why Jesus didn't perform this miracle instead of turning water into wine.


Why would he turn urine into water when the request was for wine, not water? Apparently there was plenty of water around to be transmuted. Your question makes no sense.
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 05:43 pm
Pfft. Chardoney IS piss water.

If Jesus had turned urine into water everyone would have been in de nile.
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 05:55 pm
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If Jesus had turned urine into water everyone would have been in de nile.


Shame on you, Squinney.
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 05:56 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:

Why would he turn urine into water when the request was for wine, not water? Apparently there was plenty of water around to be transmuted. Your question makes no sense.


Well let's make it make sense. Why couldn't Jesus
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 06:02 pm
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If Jesus had turned urine into water everyone would have been in de nile.


You are a very bad little doggy . . .
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 06:02 pm
I think Jesus, spiritual or merely historical... was a smart guy deserving of respect. Having said that... go 'head on squinney.
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 06:15 pm
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Merry Andrew wrote:

Why would he turn urine into water when the request was for wine, not water? Apparently there was plenty of water around to be transmuted. Your question makes no sense.


Well let's make it make sense. Why couldn't Jesus


Who said that he couldn't? Apparently even NASA can do that. No trick to it at all.
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