What has been the worst sexual experience of your life?

sex, cocaine and pizza....the worst I ever had was wonderful.

It would be more interesting to talk about our peak sexual experiences.......oh wait, we would reveal too much about ourselves. Scratch that.

Once when I was in college I was offered a pill at a party. I don't even know what the pill was. I blanked out and woke up all stark naked and alone at 1PM the next day in a girls dorm room. I didn't remember having sex, didn't know who she was and never did find out. I gave up drugs after that. Nothing worse than sex you can't remember.

except no sex that you can remember...

What the Bear said. When sex is good, it's wonderful. When sex is bad, it's still pretty good.

Only a guy could make that statement...... Chicks know, either from personal experience or from talking with friends, that sex can be a horrible experience.

I don t remember any bad ones,
but a former friend of mine told me of once
when he was in bed with a chic for the first time,
and she said that some people discriminated against her
because of her religion. She said that she is a satanist.

He said that he got up, got dressed and left, wordlessly.

Your friend was a fool.

Since u bring it up, he was the very brightest fellow
I ever met in Mensa; an engineer and mathematician
who (during the Third World War) worked on America 's
foremost cutting edge defensive technology.
He had a long and super-brilliant Curriculum Vitae.





David

book smarts has almost no relationship with people smarts.......in particular knowing how to score hot sex.

That is probably true,
tho in theory a book can have good advice in it;
almost as good as an on-line forum.

Anyway, this guy did OK with the chicks, tho no one woud accuse him
of being good looking, tho c.7 feet tall & very slender.

Once after a particularly long and enjoyable sexual experience I found that my card was overlimit and I couldn't pay for the overtime. That was terribly embarrassing...

satanist women can be pretty fun...


he was a fool..

I have to admit, I was thinking the same thing yesterday when reading this thread.

I can imagine any woman saying any sex is good sex.

If women felt that way we'd all be getting laid a lot more!

oops, I meant I CAN'T see a woman saying that.

He was not a religious guy; I don t believe that he ever attended
Jewish religious services. We were good friends, for a few years.

Probably the worst sexual experience that I can think of
was one that did not happen, because I was a fool.

About 30 years ago,
I met a chic at a Mensa monthly meeting at the Williams Club.
I was armed with a pair of much-coveted tickets
to the hottest show in town:
the Tut-Ankh-Amen Exhibition, on loan from Egypt,
at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, if I remember.
Those tickets were being scalped for hundreds of $$.

I decided that I 'd survey the premises to ascertain
the most beautiful chic at the meeting (cocktail party)
brandish my tickets, and let nature take its course.
I did; it worked. Her name was Carry.
That began a pleasant, tho short, relationship.
I liked Carry.

We attended the King Tut Exhibition on a designated date,
then after enjoying a nearby restaurant good for pasta,
La Maganette, Carry suggested we visit the orgy room at Plato 's Retreat.
However, she was intent upon my driving her out to Long Island
to pick up her (somewhat corpulent) girlfriend; I accomodated.
We all thereafter spent several hours driving around hither n yon,
for the ladies' miscellaneous reasons, with them in animated conversation.

Eventually, I grew bored n weary with this,
and tho I never raised my voice nor gave vent
to any anger nor displeasure, thay sensed that I was no longer happy.
That did not work out well.
At their request, I just drove them both home.
It woud have turned out better, if I had gone with the flow better.

The moral of the story is:
u gotta control your emotions (in this case: patience)
to make it come out OK.





David

Indeed,

My Ex-Girlfriend is a Satanist... but dude she was the most understanding person I ever seen.

But on the other hand... maybe the guy had his own issues with people who has a relgion that supports that darker side of the word (Cuase as she said to me "The darkness is the light for me")... but that going off topic, sorry for that one.

Nythin.

I'd be careful of a woman who's a satanist. I'd be just as careful with women who are not satanists.