Uff Da!

Don't feel bad. This morning I accidentally sprinkled cinnamon on my hard-cooked eggs thinking it was cayenne.



They were delicious. (True story.)

A breakfast sandwich I love involves making 2 slices of cinnamon toast, then putting an egg (over medium) and a couple slices of bacon in between 'em. I love cinnamon!

As for stupid mistakes, the other night my wife put shampoo on our loofah, instead of body wash.

I forgot to lock my keys in my car today!

Are you Norwegian or do you live surrounded by Norwegians?

I got up this morning and got in the shower. About five minutes later my wife poked her head in and asked if I was OK. I was like what? I'm taking my shower.

It's 3:00AM she replied.

I don't get it. Do you mean you overslept? Or got up a tad earlier than usual?

Sorry, I don't normally get up until 5:45AM. I must have dreamt that my alarm went off.

My sister and I thought as children that if you got up in them middle of the night and turned the shower water on yourself while wearing your pajamas that one would go to candy land...

I don’t know how many times I seriously contemplated actually doing it.