For the girls who like wine.

You know you've been hit by the wine truck when

1. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE YOUR PURSE IS.

2. YOU BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH YOUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING YOUR BUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. YOU'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT YOU WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE YOU COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN YOUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, YOU REALIZE THAT YOU NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS YOU WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. YOU START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE YOU SEE THAT YOU LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. YOU GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!'

7. YOU'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO YOU.

8. YOU'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. YOU YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO YOU BELIEVE CHEATED YOU BY GIVING YOU JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE Chardonnay.

10. YOU THINK YOU ARE IN BED, BUT YOUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)


11. YOU FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN YOU SIT ON IT.

12. YOU TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT YOU'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.