What wonderful role models for all American teenagers. I can't wait for the wedding. Is Sarah or her husband going to be holding the shotgun? I guess the Mother of the Groom will have to watch from her prison cell. It all brings a tear to my eye.
Parasite, I understand 3rd grade was the toughest 8 years of your life.
That and your ongoing quest to learn how to wipe yourself without assistance.
You are a special person Parasite and we love you.