People are saying some really ugly things here in Texas....

As I said, we're in deep trouble folks.

the only way I'd consider this deep trouble is if anyone was stupid enough to believe these ridiculous statistics.

don't you know that 54.8% of all facts are made up are made up on the spur of the moment?

That's a flat-out lie, chai. It's 66.2% made up on the spur of the moment. And a further 18.7% are made up beforehand to be used in case the argument gets strarted. And 7.8% are remembered wrong.

According to the theory of alternate universes,
there is an infinite number of them, including
every possible outcome of any situation.

In another universe, Ron Paul was nominated by the GOP
with Bob Barr, as VP
and thay succeeded in getting elected.

The question is HOW to get access to better uninverses ?





David

you come over here and say that.

oh yeah, real tough guy on the immernet.

Wow, you're amazing - knowing the statistics of his Cabinet even before he's appointed a single Cabinet member.

And cjhsa taking you seriously, unsurprisingly...

wait, are you saying that what michael said may not be true?

In England it's 69.69% or thereabouts. In Mr Obama's speeches it's close to 100%.

When I visited in Dallas last weekend, I became a bit disoriented on the final stretch and unwisely pulled onto the grounds where a gunshow was underway. I have rarely seen so much crowding on any parking lot. I had one hell of a time getting out, after inquiring directions from one of the patrons.

The purpose of the visit was to be with a very ill brother. There was another brother there, also. I greeted him civilly, anxious to put past bitter encounters behind me. The sick little **** started out by discussing a video series about WWII. He mentioned a sequence, in which a bullet took off the top of a German soldier's head. "If I could be a dictator, that's what I would do to the Mexicans crossing the border. The whole family. Pop. Pop. Pop. Top of the skulls flying off." In the interests of preserving the peace around my sick brother, I held my tongue. He made a crude remark about Obama before returning to his room.

Yep. We have them in Texas. I can't say that much will change in the forseeable future.

Carefully insert a psilolcybin suppository.

Sit yourself in a sweat lodge before a pit of granite stones heated by sacred oak charcoal.

Listen to a CD of Tuvan Throat Singing through Boise "over-ear" head phones.

Mentally calculate the square root of Pi.

Done with earnest, you will find yourself in an alternate universe.

Unfortunately the results are pretty random and so you may end up in an alternate universe where Setanta has been elected president with DrewDad as his running mate.

If you don't like the alti-universe in which you find yourself though, click your heels together three times and recite "There's no place like Obamamerica," and Bob's your uncle you'll be back where you started.

Find another magic mushroom to ram up your butt and you can begin the process all over again.

Good sailing!

That kind of talk lasts right up to the point when they're actually confronted with actually doing something.

He's harmless, since he will never have an opportunity to put any of his dreams in action.

I'm not disputing his harmlessness; I'm saying that if he had an opportunity to put his dreams in action, he'd piss his drawers.

I've known the little **** for over fifty years. I am not convinced you are right about him.

I have a Texas strain of the genes as well, Ed.

I understand...

Yours must be recessive or mutant.

distant would be a better choice.

If you wish to attack me, head on is preferred...

(man to man, ya know)

That wasn't head on?

It was intended to be so,

exactly which part of Tejas are you so proud of, mr buzz?

(apply directly to the forehead...)









PS

if you wanna play devil's advocate with me, go head.

but baal hisself knows better...

I'm generally proud of all of Texas.

Are there miscreants living here?

Of course, but no more than the number who live in New York, California, Michigan, Florida etc.

The silly Left has designated Texas as an officially "bad place."

Just what we need in an unified America.