Are you a real man? Take this simple test to find out!

When peeing:

IF you sit while peeing, you are definitely NOT a real man. In fact, you should check yourself for a clitoris.

IF you stand while peeing, you are solidly in the real man category. No worries, big guy, you make the grade.

And when having to pee and poop:

IF you sit while taking a dump and remain sitting to pee, you are at risk. You may be a pussy.

If you sit to take a dump and then stand up to take your leak, you are totally a real man. You are the realest of the real, dude. Congratulations, big guy! Now go out and celebrate by pulling out the engine block of your vehicle just for the fun of it!