I want to sell my testical.

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Is that possible? I mean my daughter was just born and I'm not wanting any other children.
How would I go about doing that?

Would you sell yours for enough money?

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[+5] - CoastalRat - 11/04/2008I've heard of them. Isn't their motto "Our nuts take a licking but keep on dicking?"
[+3] - gustavratzenhofer - 11/03/2008What, pray tell, is a testical? Some sort of religious book?
[+3] - George - 11/03/2008Suddenleeee He's not half the man He used to beeeeeee
[+3] - Gargamel - 11/04/2008I recommend the Nut Brothers Wholesale Testicle Outlet. Founded in 1987 by Kenny and Eric Dubowski of Sioux Falls, Nut Brothers is the world leader in used testical retail--they sell only the...
[+3] - Rockhead - 11/04/2008I knew a guy once, wanted to do the same thing. He figgered they wasn't doing much anymore, and thought he made make some extra money by selling one of 'em. No dice, I'm afraid......

What, pray tell, is a testical? Some sort of religious book?

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@gustavratzenhofer,

Is this a testimonical?

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@Rockhead,

If you dont understand what a testical is.

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@Ferostie,

Ferostie wrote:

If you dont understand what a testical is.

Enlighten us, please.

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Oh...wait. You must be English.

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@Ferostie,

No thanks, Ferostie, two's company, three's a crowd.

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@Ferostie,

Spendi?

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@Ferostie,

Do you only have one?

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@Ferostie,

Ferostie - you need to learn how to spell testicle, and you could benefit by looking up the word 'vasectomy' on google.

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I want to sell my brain!

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Suddenleeee
He's not half the man
He used to beeeeeee

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"He only neets one goot ball"--Samuel Hochleitner

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They always need some for Menudo soup.

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@CalamityJane,

CalamityJane wrote:

They always need some for Menudo soup.

I'm almost too afraid to ask!!!

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@Wilso,

Tripes, actually.

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@roger,

Oh so if I spell it wrong you act like fools? I finally get it we're all English majors here. Didn't think I was still in school.

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dont let em see you sweat kid. They give me crap alla time about my spelling. I just say "**** you" and move on.

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@farmerman,

sew. Who can spel the beest?

ME Smile

If you are looking for a way to do that, why dont you look up some of the companies that harvest eggs from women and call them. A lot of times they know about almost any other form of for sale child bearing.. so to speak.. like sperm donation, surrogate mothers etc..
If it is possible, that would be your best bet for asking around I think.

Just dont let them dick you on your pay.

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@Ferostie,

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Oh so if I spell it wrong you act like fools?

It just depends on the question and the word which was spelled incorrectly.

Why would you think there would be a market out there for your testicles? A kidney maybe, but quite frankly your testicles are pretty much worthless to anyone but you. But if you really want to sell one, please use a sharp knife and don't forget to sterilize it prior to cutting one off. And if nothing else, it might make for a great conversation piece if preserved in a jar above your fireplace.

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I want to sell my testical.

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