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What has two sleeves and four breasts?

 
 
Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 07:32 pm
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/09/23/swaash_wideweb__430x329.jpg
Models wear a shirt built for two from British-based designers Swash during their catwalk show for London Fashion Week. Photo: AP

 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 07:34 pm
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The third day of London Fashion Week epitomised everything that is great and everything that is gruelling about this most creative of fashion cities.

On the great side was the early morning show by young design team Sarah Swash and Toshio Yamanaka, for their label Swash.

The two designers, who met at Central Saint Martins College of Art and Design, were able to parade their wares for the first time under the sponsorship of cheap fashion chain store giant Topshop.

This is one of several initiatives afoot to foster the considerable pool of talent of emerging designers from many nations working in the city and to maintain London's reputation as the cauldron of fashion ideas.

Both the International Herald Tribune's Suzy Menkes and Sarah Mower, the must-read reviewer for American Vogue's website Style.com, went backstage afterwards to congratulate the pair; the high-fashion equivalent of a royal warrant.

The clothes were a bravura mix of brilliant '60s-inspired swirly floral prints and cheeky deconstructed tailoring, including the ultimate bumster jeans the back of the pants was cut into a low scoop, to hang down from a belt and reveal the buttocks beneath (clad in sheer undies).

There was more deconstructed clothing at Preen, in a quite brilliant showing, culminating in a knockout group of dresses with asymmetric layers of flamenco-style trumpet pleats that swung as the models sashayed.

It was a good job the collection was so tight, as everything else about the show was intensely irritating.

Delegates had to get themselves right across the city, from the main venue to the sixth floor of an empty office building in the financial district, where they then had to wait over an hour for the show to start. Then they had to get back again*.


*OMG!! The pain, the suffering, the horror! The great pack of wankers!!
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 07:34 pm
How many bras?
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 07:36 pm
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Re: Mr Stillwater (Post 3447711)
How many bras?


Good point. Show us yer tits you skinny bitches!!
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 07:37 pm
Breasts? I don't see any breasts.

Incidentally, should you desire to complete the ensemble...


http://www.mickeylieu.com/syndicate/images/fundies.jpg
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 07:58 pm
Are there really that many Siamese twins around?
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 08:02 pm
Siamese? They look more nordic to me. Must be Siegmund and Sieglinde.
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 08:09 pm
always so couth, Stilly....
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 08:31 pm
I did a halloween costume like that once. But, it was when I was pre-boobs.
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 09:03 pm
Did you have to split the candy?
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 02:06 am
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Re: Mr Stillwater (Post 3447717)
always so couth, Stilly....


Hey! I did use the term 'breasts'. Up to the second post at least.

I'm way reconstructed.
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 02:08 am
May I also point out that I found this image on a google search for 'hamsters' + 'clothes'? Not 'sweater-puppies' or 'five Cougars' or nuffin...
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 07:46 am
That would be awesome. You could marry her and get two cooters for only one ring.
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 06:08 pm
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marry her and get two cooters for only one ring


You know, there's this thing I always wanted to do... and it does require two athletic ladies.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/09/23/swaash_wideweb__430x329.jpg
You notice how the one on the left has a sort of 'Oh-my-god-I-Can't believe I'm doing this' look?
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 06:14 pm
No candy splitting, we had two arms and two bags to fill.
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 07:03 pm
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No candy splitting, we had two arms and two bags to fill.


Just like I said - something I've always wanted to try....
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