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Some Proofreaders Really Should Find Another Job!

 
 
Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 06:46 pm
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.


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I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really? Ya think?

----------------------------------------------------------------------------Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?****************************************

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


Did I read that right?

 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 06:53 pm
From a police report: Alleged victim beaten severely above the head and shoulders.

Probably didn't realize how short he was.
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 08:51 pm
Oh wow, somebody should read these to Roberta! Laughing
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 08:24 am
These are really good. Thanks for posting them.
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 09:04 am
Ditto! Hope it won't hurt her to laugh.

BBB
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11:59 am
Thanks for a good laugh.
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