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The key to longevity - virginity!

 
 
View Profile cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 13 Oct, 2008 08:39 am
Sounds to me in her case that being really, really ugly is the key to long life.
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View Profile DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 13 Oct, 2008 08:44 am
A man goes to his doctor, and says "I've given up grains, dairy, red meat, and sex so that I can live forever!"

The doctor replies, "you call that living?"
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