Palin, she's got my vote!

What's there to say? You make your bed and you lie in it.

Men want to be with her... and women want to be her.

Me, too, if I could. She's pretty, she reads from cue cards well, she has lots of babies, she's "folksy", and she's still married to Todd. Ya gotta love the little lady from Alaska.

There ya go, I brought it on.

Island Girl, what you wantin' with that duuumb girl.

I am curious about what you consider "major interest groups?".

Men who like pretty women, children, gun-toters... need we say more?

nun guts...

"Men who like pretty women???"

She doesn't have MY vote!

Hey, she winked at me - how could I not vote for her???
Best yet, TV could do a new version of the Beverly Hillbillies based on the her family - it could be the White House version! Let's fry up some roadkill to celebrate.

Like Bush, Palin is so lacking in intelligence that her supporters can relate to her and not feel threatened that their government might be able to out smart them.

Oy, are you a red-blooded 'merican? Ya don't like pretty women?

Uh, I think she was winking at me.

I love the Hillbillies idea. Let's get all the others in here and we'll write it up. You start, I'll do part 2.

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - The state Supreme Court refused Thursday to halt an ethics investigation into Gov. Sarah Palin, the Republican vice presidential nominee.

The ruling clears the way for lawmakers on Friday to release a report on their investigation into whether Palin abused her power by firing her public safety commissioner. The report could prove to be an embarrassment for Palin and a distraction for John McCain's presidential campaign.

Lawmakers are investigating whether Palin abused her power to settle a family dispute. Her former public safety commissioner says he was dismissed after resisting pressure to fire a state trooper who had gone through a nasty divorce from Palin's sister.

I hope somebody is there to tape the reaction of John McCain when he is told about this "ethics" investigation. It will be priceless!

I miss Spiro Agnew. He was so much fun.

We got a month to go, and she still has skeletons in the closet for Halloween...

And a turkey for Thanksgiving!

This is her husband Todd, he comes complete with his own hillbilly wardrobe:

Honestly, I question any woman who stands behind Palin.

Do you miss Tricky Dick? I used to have day dreams about skiing down his nose.