Possible "Outside Events" for which one might hope.
Scarlet Johanson announces she's pregnant with Barrack's love child.
Cameras catch Michelle Obama, during an "off-camera" moment, playfully responding to Katie Couric's question about what it will mean to her if her husband loses the election, with a twinkle in her eye and the comment "Burn Baby Burn!"
God finally has enough with Obama trying to horn in on his market and smites him.