The evil cat: guardian of boobs

I can just see all the fathers of teenaged daughters thinking, we need to get a cat.

But then they'd need to put a little cat toy on their boobs. ;-)

It could be done; provide it in the form of a necklace.

my puss does that tooo

hehehehe

That guy's a hell of a wuss.

The cat's just playing.

That's outright hysterical!

When I'm lying down reading, roland will get up on me and start making muffins "you know where"...then, his leg will "accidently" slip and fall between my legs.

"oh, I've fallen...I can't seem to pull my leg out....I'll just settle down here for awhile."

wally calls it his cooter paw.