Help for an A2K friend... well, advice, really...

She was emailing me a little bit ago. I'm not going to say her name, but you might guess who she is from her problem. She seems to be obsessed with her boobs.

Anyway, she said one of them sort of pointed to the side (outside, of course) and she was wondering why that was. Or maybe she said it hung quite a bit lower than the other one. Truthfully, I wasn't paying that much attention. I offered to start a topic about it to lighten up the political atmosphere dominating here. She was delighted since she's in the middle of painting and repainting her whole house. I mean, every time we chat, she's either painting a room or repainting another one. I've got all the rooms and colours totally confused now. Back to the topic - I think she'd appreciate your advice.

Does anybody know why one of your boobs would do that (either the pointing or the hanging at different levels)? Are there any benefits to it? Should she fix it, and if so, any idea what's involved in terms of surgery and cost? Should she even bother? Do you think this could be why she's always flashing them behind windows?

Thanks.