And the Emmy for Longest Time Away from A2K goes...

Well - he ain't hurtin' it, either.

It's already bound for hell!

G'day Francis

Hey, Margo!

How's it going?

But he's hurting meeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Type something, will you? We're paying for this stuff!
And don't stare at me, you got the bug-eyes

Oh God! Do not STARE into the frog's eyes!!!

Oh, you did that already, didn't you?

holycrapholycrapholycrapholycrap...

Ah yes - the Mexican Arsehole Spider. It crawls up your ass and lays its eggs in your colon. After they hatch out they eat your innards - taking care to leave your heart and lungs for last. They also make a cute and affectionate pet... I sent a couple to Gus for his birthday (with a roll of duct tape).