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Funny Church Signs

 
 
Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 01:22 am
I already have a place to collect funny signs, but funny church signs with their odd conflation of salesmanship and religion deserve their own place. When the signs are intentionally funny it is a refreshing reminder that the solemn church folk are still human at heart, and when it's unintentionally funny the solemnity just makes it worse. So here is a home to collect funny church signs you run into.

Here are a few I like:

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hannukah.jpg

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/god_does_not_believe_in_atheists.jpg

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jesusisprozac.jpg

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kneemail.jpg

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/urmissingchurch.jpg
 
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 01:23 am
I think this one's fake but it's funny:

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2562/77churchmarqeefightuv5.jpg
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 07:26 am
Funny.

But I think the dueling churches on the dog debate is fake?

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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 07:41 am
That was my thought too. I don't think a Catholic church would be overtly defending dog souls even as a gag as that would be pretty antithetical to Catholic doctrine. And, while Presbyterians don't have any specific doctrine related to non-human souls, I can't imagine a Presbyterian Church going out of its way to offend dog lovers. Smile
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 08:47 am
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/sign01.pl?text0=SUN.+SCH.+10AM+WORSHIP+11AM+%26+5%3A30PM&text1=ROBERT+GENTEL%3A&text2=&text3=+WHY+IS+GOD&text4=DOGGING+MY+STEPS%3F&tfont=1&htext1=Beulah&htext2=CUMBERLAND&htext3=PRESBYTERIAN&htext4=CHURCH&hfont1=12&hfont2=43&emblem=&hcolor=2C8259&fcolor=B4C5BD&ocolor=0F294A&bcolor=4D637F&ecolor=B29C80
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 08:54 am
Snort.
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 10:05 am
http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/on-your-knees-church-sign.jpg
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 10:25 am

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a77_church1.jpg

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a77_church2.jpg

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a77_church7.jpg

http://aycu08.webshots.com/image/25207/2006239958774971076_rs.jpg

http://aycu27.webshots.com/image/26906/2006248619059633728_rs.jpg
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 10:29 am
Of course dogs go to heaven.
No god would make us leave our best friends behind for eternity.
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 11:12 am
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b125/DrewDad/churchsign.jpg
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 11:15 am
DrewDad wrote:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b125/DrewDad/churchsign.jpg


Laughing

Okay. That was good. Smile
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2008 10:09 pm
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/4847/44214195oq6.jpg
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Reply Fri 17 Jul, 2009 03:01 am
http://imgur.com/izjKG.jpg
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Reply Fri 17 Jul, 2009 03:52 am
I did so enjoy,

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT THEN I WENT TO HELL

but I'd stake it all on the sign of the cross.
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Reply Fri 17 Jul, 2009 05:27 am
Utter disgrace oolongteasup, consign yourself to the laundry abutting the church where cleanliness is next to godliness.
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Reply Fri 17 Jul, 2009 11:18 am
http://claysol13.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/olivet_baptist_sign1.jpg
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Reply Fri 17 Jul, 2009 11:24 am
http://www.bolditalic.com/quotulatiousness_archive/Dscn1470sm.jpg
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