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Would Jesus own a cell phone?

 
 
View Profile RexRed
 
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 08:50 am
What scripture or passage would answer this modern dilemma? This is a question that I would like to evolve into a discussion, a discussion pertaining to, how do we know the true will of God?
 
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 09:14 am
John 1:3 - And Jesus said unto the disciples, "Yo, check out my new ring tone! My phone is the illest!" and the disciples peeped the mobile and verily it was the most ill.
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 09:17 am
Robert Gentel wrote:

John 1:3 - And Jesus said unto the disciples, "Yo, check out my new ring tone! My phone is the illest!" and the disciples peeped the mobile and verily it was the most ill.


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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 10:03 am
There are comics who would pay money for that!
Laughing Laughing Just found the emoticons!!
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 01:05 pm
oh my god. Laughing

THAT has to have been the best post I have seen in a loooooong time.


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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 02:25 pm
Ephesians 4:29;31
Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers... Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice.
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 04:56 pm
"Lighten up."

--Gospel of Eva 1:12
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 05:12 pm
done good there!
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 05:25 pm
I wonder who would be on Jesus' speed dial
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 06:20 pm
1-900-SHEWOLF
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Reply Sun 7 Sep, 2008 08:13 am
AT&T, sprint or virgin mobile? Smile
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Reply Sun 7 Sep, 2008 08:22 am
Virgin. And he'd have 72 of them.
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