Do you read at work?

I was just thinking about that the other day.
I used to read in the bathroom ALL the time, when I was a child.
But then, I was reading at the dinner table, I was reading in bed, I was reading while walking along the street, I was reading, pretty much all the time.

Now I am in and out of the bathroom in a few minutes, not worth even opening a book or magazine.

So no, I don't!

You are exempt - its allowed.

Thankfully, yes.

Or is it supposed to be thankfully, no?

Well in either case, women don't share reading material in the bathroom.

And there is documented proof that this is inappropriate. In a Seinfeld episode, George was in a book store and he brought a book with him into the bathroom - he was forced to buy it. Later on he couldn't return it because it had been noted it was used in the bathroom. He then tried to give it to charity for a tax deduction, but was also turned as because the charity knew it had been in the bathroom.

And if it is on Seinfeld then it is solid.

Yep - not a lingerer in the bathroom.

Of course - my life mimics many of the Seinfeld episode. I can relate almost anything that has happened in my life to Seinfeld.