WHAT WE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO.....I CAN'T WAIT!

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day the wife and I
went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5
minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior
citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I
called him a Dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.

So Mary called him a shit head. He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bu s arrived. We try to have a little fun each day now
that we're retired. It's important at our age.