Interpreting womens words

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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ____ YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"
For the woman's re sponse refer to # 3.

Remember these words guys, and you will never go wrong.

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@mysteryman,

Well, sort of.......

It appears that this subject is too controversial to fly on the popularity metric driven a2k, you should have posted this a few weeks back when you had the chance.

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Lighten up Hawkeye, MM is just on a roll to entertain and amuse. I don't think he is looking for deep philosophical debate on this issue. If he is, he won't get it from me, I think there's a lot of humorous truth in it.

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@hawkeye10,

WHATever.

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Fine.

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Go ahead.

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That's okay.

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@mysteryman,

So laughing.... sheesh.... I agree with them all :shock

it's absolutely FINE Razz

(we have different interpretation of FINE in IzzieWorld!!!!! dependent on how you say FINE! Wink

oooooooooooooooooh - many different ways to pronounce FINE!

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@Izzie,

Totally different for me....none of those apply Wink

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Oh, Reeeeally, MM? Is THAT the way you feel? So NOW the truth comes out,huh? You wouldn't have said that before last night, now would you? Huh? Had to wait until AFTER!

Okay, then. We'll see.... By the way, I'm going out for a while. Don't wait up. There should be something in the fridge... I'm sure since you think you know me so well, you can figure out on your own what I do in the kitchen, too.

(Huff! and stomp and slam!)

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@squinney,

I wasnt going to mention last night, I thought that was our secret. Embarrassed

Now thats all I'm gonna say.

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@mysteryman,

Fine.

Really.

Fine.

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@mysteryman,

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