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Never hit your ex-wife with a hammer.

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Post: # 3,375,202
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 07:08 am
It leaves a bad impression on her mind.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14859827/

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Police: Intruder strangled by nurse was hit man
Man was allegedly hired by woman's husband to kill her, not a burglar


PORTLAND, Ore. - When Susan Kuhnhausen returned home from work one day earlier this month, she encountered an intruder wielding a claw hammer. After a struggle, the 51-year-old nurse fended off her attacker by strangling him with her bare hands.

Neighbors praised the woman for her bravery, and investigators said they believed the dead man — Edward Dalton Haffey — was burglarizing Kuhnhausen’s home.

But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband — Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. — to kill her.

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Hitman botches job and victim kills him bare-handed = EPIC FAIL!
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Post: # 3,375,241
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 07:48 am
She probably weighs about 700 pounds and just sat on the poor sap.
Post: # 3,375,264
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 08:03 am
Thing is hitmen can't list references on their resumes.... so how do ya know? Let the buyer beware...
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 11:25 am
That's the kind of woman I want on my team.
Post: # 3,375,540
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 11:42 am
I know, right? Much better for her to be with you than agin you.
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Post: # 3,375,541
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 11:43 am
Also, one must wonder at the problem-solving skills of the husband.

When your only tool is a hammer, all problems look like nails....
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 01:52 pm
Almost any method is more creative than a hammer. If I hired an assassin, I would check him for both smarts and physical strength, after reading this.
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Post: # 3,375,680
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 01:56 pm
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When your only tool is a hammer, all problems look like nails....


So you think he actually hired the guy to "nail" his ex wife?
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 02:46 pm
Never hit your grandma with a shovel. It leaves a bad impression on her mind.
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 04:12 pm
Go back and read the first line in my post....
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 10:06 pm
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...But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband — Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. — to kill her.


Would that be her "recently deceased" estranged husband, or just her "afraid to step out of the house" estranged husband? Laughing
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Reply Wed 24 Sep, 2008 09:40 pm
I PROBABLY WASN'T A HIT MAN HER HUSBAND GOT, BUT SOME GUY HE DID'T LIKE THAT WAS UNAWARE OF HOW LETHAL THE WIFE WAS!! LOL
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