The choice is yours.

That's the best commentary South Park ever made on politics.

My appeal to the american voters.
Please cross the road
Cast your vote
And be sure that it is invalid.
Dream a lot
Sit and wait.

Right on Ram.
Get on Down with
your Bad self.

Dear Mr. H20 Man,

First, please accept my apology to you and to other posters to your thread for going off topic here.

I used to work for RainSoft and am having a big issue with my AM-18 rebedded valve (dealership sold back to RainSoft here in EGV). Can you please read and respond to my inquiry at http://able2know.org/topic/121462-1 titled "RainSoft Not Final Rinsing or Waterfilling Brine Tank" under "Home Improvement".
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Kitten219

Thank you soooo very much in advance and again, I'm sorry to barge in on your thread. I saw you answer earlier questions and hunted you up via your most recent thread posting and thought you might consider responding to mine. I found your website but don't have the nerve to bother you there.

T.K. >^*v*^<

I'm on it

They're both instant classics. But I guess I'll have to go with giant douche, because the fact that it's giant renders it useless, adding parody to the satire.

How did I know you'd smell this one out.

Here's a picture that sums up this feeling about politics pretty well:

Freedom is not merely the opportunity to do as one pleases;
neither is it merely the opportunity to choose between set alternatives. Freedom is,
first of all, the chance to formulate the available choices,
to argue over them -- and then, the opportunity to choose."

C. Wright Mills:

One ship sails East,
And another West,
By the self-same winds that blow,
Tis the set of the sails
And not the gales,
That tells the way we go.

Like the winds of the sea
Are the waves of time,
As we journey along through life,
Tis the set of the soul,
That determines the goal,
And not the calm or the strife.
-----------------------------Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Better hear the voice and noise before you make your choice.