How will you die?

Suicide is the only way. Or quietly in the night. There's nothing else. No slow, painful death.

I will die in a duel with cjsha and H2Oman, but not before I shot them both with a bow and arrow. (I was once a good archer.) Wouldn't want to waste bullets on them.

If the duel doesn't work, my dogs will kill me. I will trip over them and fall on my tile floors, hitting my hear and killing my brain, but not before I push my alarm alert so the dogs can be rescued.

BBB

Death is the wonderful destination.
Birth as well.
The first language of a new-born child is a language which is that of mine.
But still I love the word death.

Do you know how much time you have left to live on this Earth? Life is short. Make the most of it. Cherish and treasure the people and things that you love. Don't take anything for granted and live life to the fullest!

My Estimated Date of Demise (E.D.D.) is 19 August 2011
http://www.deathtimer.com/

According to that I will die in November, 2034. But it also states that I am overweight which is not the case. I'm heavily muscled. None of my grandparents succumbed before 90 so I doubt I will either. But ya never know.

If familial precedent counts for anything, in a state of perpetual confusion.

I must have been all chipper last time I posted here.

Eh.

Truth is, I figure suicide, if I can fathom a not entirely icky way.
Nah, not a threat, just realistic talk.