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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2008 08:00 am
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.


CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.


CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.


INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.


SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.


TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.


and MY Personal Favorite!!
WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
similar to my character
lines.

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(apologies if these have been posted before...)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2008 08:43 am
Cute.




















































For a dog.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2008 09:12 am
http://www.drawingcaricature.com/images/st_bernard_panting_lg_wht.gif
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2008 09:53 am
Region Philbis wrote:
http://www.drawingcaricature.com/images/st_bernard_panting_lg_wht.gif



"e"?????
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2008 09:55 am
that's my best bud, Eustace B. Philbis...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2008 09:58 am
Region Philbis wrote:
that's my best bud, Eustace B. Philbis...


That's no Philbis.


That's your wife.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2008 01:42 pm
wabbit wrote:
That's no Philbis.
tis!

Quote:
That's your wife.
she's a hypher-nated Philbis...
Borat Sister
 
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Reply Thu 14 Aug, 2008 10:34 pm
@Region Philbis,
Tish and pshaw!
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