if your coming to las vegas dont be afraid to ask me Q's!!!!

i figure hey, i might be of some use. ive been here for almost a quarter of a century.

wow, long time.

i know whats fake, whats fun, whats good, whats horrible.



one word of advice...

if you travel down the strip until fremont street, do not travel east down it.

go west, towards the casinoes. the other way = drugs and gangsters and hookers (the diseased kind) and pimps etc..

that is no good.

all the shows are about the same, the comedians are are about personal taste...

that guy who plays in that one movie, umm he is not funny, he plays at the venetian, the white guy who plays in the fake gangster movie, about the rapper... malibu someshit.. he sux.

yeah.

ask me whatever! im all about vegas baby..

Did you know 65% of elvis impersonators are asian? i do.